Warning!
Yes, this is uploaded for April Fools, which means this is a bit different from what I usually do.
**NOTE**: This story has a lot of boob mentions but it's not meant in a rude or degrading way.
**NOTE**: This story has a lot of boob mentions but it's not meant in a rude or degrading way.
Something has Happened! Rabid's caramel eyes blinked several times as he woke up. He still felt tired and knew he would need some coffee to truly wake up. He wanted to go back to sleep but as he layed back down on his back, Rabid felt something heavy on his chest. He sighed, thinking it was just Mushroom bothering him to be let out of the room. Rabid swept his hands over the top of the blankets, feeling for the crab that was usually there. He growled and shoved his hands under the covers when he didn't feel the crab. He grabbed around and when he felt something on his chest he closed his hand around it. Rabid sat up with a surprised squeak and patted at his chest. Where it used to be nice, flat, and toned, it was now large, round, and firm.
“Boobs!” he shouted and jumped up, running down the hall in his plaid boxers. Mushroom followed, scuttling after his now feminine owner. When Rabid ran into the kitchen, it was dark and cold. No one else was awake right now so he had no way of knowing whether or not the change had only happened to him or if others were also affected. He pinched his arm and winced, rubbing the spot. Yep, this was really real. 'Sexy Back' started playing upstairs and Rabid turned to run upstairs to answer the cell phone. “RABS! It's a truly horrible thing that's happened!” Kyro yelled before Rabid could say hello. “And what would that be?” Rabid asked, looking down and making faces at his chest. He could no longer see his wonderful six pack/chub. “I have...boobs.” Kyro said, whispering the last word almost as if it was the dirtiest word in the world. “Oh goodie, you can come over here and join the club.” Rabid muttered before adding, “I'm making coffee.” “Good! Wait...the drink or your kid?” Kyro asked, glancing at Osiris laying on his couch. He thought about the names their children had. He had two children named Lavender and Sanitizer; Rabid had kids named Coffee, Sweater, and Blanket. It was often difficult to tell if you were talking about an object or drink or if you meant the kid. Kyro quickly said goodbye to Osiris who muttered something back to him that sounded like a goodbye but he was unsure what the Ancient Egyptian had actually said. Kyro flew over to Rabid's house to see how the Rottweiler mix was dealing with the problem he was having. He stopped halfway, thinking that he had forgot to see if Osiris was suffering the same problem but if he was, he wouldn't have wanted to be near Rabid. Before leaving, Kyro had at least thought to put on a shirt to cover his newly developed chest. |
Invite ALL of the People to Rabid's When Kyro arrived, Rabid had already busted out the coffee and was sitting on the counter sipping at it while looking down at his chest. Kyro made a face at Rabid and shook his head at his friend's lack of decency.
“Have you really not thought of covering those things up?” He said and Rabid looked up at him and laughed a bit. “Not really...I mean it's quite a shock when you're looking for your crab and you find these.” Rabid said and Kyro laughed before looking around. “Where is Mushroom anyway?” he asked, glaring around cautiously. “Um...I have no idea.” Rabid said, glancing around the kitchen. The crab was no where to be seen and Kyro silently hoped he was gone. “Dad, this is totally awesome! Can I invite Lynt?” Coffee said, coming into the kitchen in a strapless top and a skirt. Rabid took one look and nearly fainted into the sink. Kyro laughed for a moment and nodded. “Coffee, you are probably the only person who can rock these things. Sure, as long as Kidd doesn't come with him.” Kyro said, nodding at Coffee. “Yay! Dad, I'm inviting Lynt!” Coffee said, skipping off back down the hall to call Lynt. “I love how you just invite people into my house.” Rabid said with a laugh as Kyro grabbed some Brisk Tea from the fridge. It didn't take long for a knock at the door and Rabid jumped off the counter to answer the door. Lynt stood at the door with Kidd clinging to him in a sort of dress that looked horrible on his slim figure. Lynt actually looked pretty good in the shorts and tank top he was in. Kyro peeked past Rabid and made a face at Kidd. “I said don't invite Kidd!” Kyro whined as Coffee walked back into the kitchen. “Well you can take that up with Lynt because it's his brother.” Coffee said with a snap of his fingers. Lynt laughed and dragged Kidd inside before disappearing down the hall to Coffee's room. Coffee followed shortly after with a cup of coffee. “Rabid...have you ever wondered what they do in that room?” Kyro asked, staring down the hall and backing up when he heard laughing. “Nope. And I really don't wanna know.” Rabid answered, sipping his coffee. The door burst open as Merr came in, toting Clu in behind him. Clu looked around Rabid's kitchen before looking at Rabid and shaking his head. Rabid lifted an eyebrow and gestured to his chest. “Got a problem? Doesn't seem like you've got these wonderful things.” he said and Clu laughed while Kyro blushed. “Rabid! These are NOT wonderful things!” Kyro yelled and Merr laughed at them. “Of course I don't. My systems keep things like that from happening. As of right now, it seems as if I am the only true male in this room.” Clu said, looking at Rabid, Kyro, Kidd, and Merr. “Rabid is the only indecent one in this room.” Kyro pointed out, nodding at the fact that Merr and Kidd also had something covering themselves where as Rabid only had his chest fur. “Rabid doesn't know the meaning of 'decent'.” Merr said, taking a cup of coffee before making a new pot. Between Rabid, Coffee, and Merr, the three had drained the pot of coffee. Kyro had gotten more Brisk. |
I Don't Want a Coffee Rabid, Merr and Kyro all sat around drinking coffee when the door opened again. Rabid turned around, ready to ask who it was and what they were doing in his house. Osiris covered the Rottweiler's muzzle with his purple paw before walking over to Kyro and staring at him.
“Did you know about this?” he asked, gesturing towards his chest. Kyro nodded slowly before standing. Osiris lifted an eyebrow and shook his head before glaring at Rabid. “USE THIS FOR YOUR BOOBS! THEY DON'T NEED TO BE ALL OVER THE PLACE!” He said, shoving some Ace Bandage towards Rabid. Rabid set his coffee down to take the bandages. Osiris turned back to Kyro. “Why don't I get them?” he asked, pouting at Osiris. Osiris rolled his eyes at Kyro. “You are covered. Rabid is not.” Osiris explained and Rabid poked him. “Umm...how do I use these?” Rabid asked and Osiris turned to look at him. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” Osiris yelled at him “Why are you shouting?” Merr asked and Osiris turned to glare at him. “I don't like boobs. They don't look good on me. Rabid's are all over the place.” he said simply, breathing slowly. “Now I have to explain to Rabid how to bind himself.” “You don't have to. I'm perfectly comfortable the way I am.” Rabid said, leaning back. “Yea! Give it to me!” Kyro whined, making grabby hands at the Ace Bandage. “You also know that both Lavender and Sanitizer are also girls right?” Osiris said with a slight smirk. “NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NOT MY PERFECT BOYS. Or are they girls now? Or are they girly boys? OH GOD, I DON'T WANT A COFFEE!” Kyro yelled, accidentally throwing his Brisk. Rabid, Merr, Osiris, and Clu all dodged the flying drink. Kidd screamed like the little girl he was and ran off down the hall to find Lynt and Coffee. Merr stared at Kidd before getting more coffee and waiting for Kyro and Osiris to continue arguing or something. |