Learning Something Pointless
Featuring Rabid, Merr, Grady...so far.
Toothpaste Sandwiches
Rabid walked into the kitchen one day for lunch because he wanted peanut butter and jelly. Rabid went to the cabinet where the peanut butter was and reached for it but it wasn’t there. He looked into the cabinet and stood on his tippie toes to try and see it.
“Merr! We are missing the peanut butter!” Rabid yelled and the demon stumbled into the kitchen. “Did you just say, we are missing the nuts and berries?” He asked “Uh….no, we are missing the peanut butter...how did you get nuts and berries out of peanut butter?” “I dunno, but the peanut butter is in the bathroom.” Merr answered and grabbed a piece of bread before leaving the kitchen. Rabid stood in the kitchen, wondering why the peanut butter was in the bathroom first place and why. So, Rabid walked into the bathroom and saw the peanut butter sitting on the counter. He grabbed the peanut butter and started heading back to the kitchen with it and passed Grady. Grady stopped and stared at Rabid for a second and then at the peanut butter then back up at Rabid. “What are you doing with my toothpaste?” He asked and Rabid lifted an eyebrow. “Your…toothpaste?” Rabid asked, confused. “This is my peanut butter.” “No…That…is my toothpaste. I use that to brush my teeth.” “It’s for sandwiches…” “You make toothpaste sandwiches?” “No, I make peanut butter sandwiches.” “What…? To me, it looks like you are stealing my toothpaste.” “FINE! I’m using your toothpaste to make a sandwich.” “Okay. Just remember to return it to where it was.” Grady said before nodding and going down the hall. Rabid watched him go then looked down at the peanut butter in his hands before shaking his head and going back to the kitchen. |